Customers Say the Darndest Things!

Customer: I’ve forgotten my glasses, could you read the beginning of this book to me to see if I like it?

Customer: What books could I buy to make guests look at my bookshelf and think: ‘Wow, that guy’s intelligent’?

You can check out more of these hilarious conversations at Parade. These are taken from the book (natch!) Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores.